This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for miracle cures. How am I supposed to filter all check here this garbage? It's making me nuts.
- My only wish is to get a actual email for once.
- Maybe someday this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even care about. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- I'm reporting your company to the authorities.
Make This Spam Stop You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Drop Dead With Your Annoying Messages
You believe you're so slick, sending out your junk to every random person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Seriously With Your Spammy Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.